The Friday Challenge - A Clean, Well Lighted Place

The air is hot. Even in the shade you feel the heat. You feel yourself sweating all over, losing precious liquids. The ranges on either side of this dry and brittle valley poke up out of the ground like the back bone of a giant animal. All moisture here is soaked up by the ground and the sun. The dry bones of a long dead goat tell the tragic story of life without water. Water is the answer out here. Without it one will surely perish. You will be devoured by this lands endless thirst. The sun beams down high over head and it burns all that it touches. You can feel it burning your skin after only a few minutes. Traveling by night is the safest option, though waiting here feels like waiting to die. The eagles and crows circle above and perch themselves on nearby trees waiting, watching and knowing. It is either wait here, or die trying to make it further.

The little Jean Pocket

On most pairs of denim jeans on the right hand side there is a little pocket. This is a great invention. mainly because of its money saving capabilities. I just put on a pair that i havent worn in about two weeks and low and be hold there was 20 bucks in that little pocket. No dout the when that 20 was put in there when i was smashed and i totally forgot about it. I prolly gave some bull shit story to a friend about having no money, so i could another drink. And prolly had stick close to someone with cash that was gettin a cab somewhere near to where i live so that i could go home.

These jeans have been washed and ironed and put in my cuboard (thanx mum) and ther 20 bucks lives on. Thank you to the Australian government for turning our money plastic. And thank you to the inventor of the little ride hand side jean pocket. Its a marvelous thing.

Me first one

Hello, I'm Stuart.

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