Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The little Jean Pocket

On most pairs of denim jeans on the right hand side there is a little pocket. This is a great invention. mainly because of its money saving capabilities. I just put on a pair that i havent worn in about two weeks and low and be hold there was 20 bucks in that little pocket. No dout the when that 20 was put in there when i was smashed and i totally forgot about it. I prolly gave some bull shit story to a friend about having no money, so i could another drink. And prolly had stick close to someone with cash that was gettin a cab somewhere near to where i live so that i could go home.

These jeans have been washed and ironed and put in my cuboard (thanx mum) and ther 20 bucks lives on. Thank you to the Australian government for turning our money plastic. And thank you to the inventor of the little ride hand side jean pocket. Its a marvelous thing.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Me first one

Hello, I'm Stuart.

And if your reading this i've died and been brought back to life as automated blog.... Possibly...

This is my first blog on here and i'm sure no one cares what I have to say. But I am rather annouying.

I will write about anything. Life, books, movies, drinks, crazy things that catch my eye. Anything at all, I hope if someone does read this they will enjoy im comically ramblings... Thank you.

Enjoy.