Jolly old Saint Nicholas
Lean your ear this way!
Don’t tell a single soul;
What I’m about to say,
Christmas Eve is coming soon;
And he’ll be on the piss,
Talking loud and falling down;
He won’t be hard to miss!
When the clock is striking twelve;
He’ll striking out,
All that beer and scotch;
No amount of cookies can help him out,
Stumbling round a stranger’s house;
Certainly a sight to see,
The stockings are presents;
Definitely not for pee!
Dad’s awake because of the ruckus;
Cricket bat in hand,
He stands at the door with a look of shock;
A jolly fat man was headed for land,
On his back and in his jocks;
He’s been involved with too many activities,
Down and out, old Santa Claus;
He’s going to miss all the festivities!
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